I... just finished Kakashi's memory-modification operation...

24 hours of no water, no sleep, no food but Prozac... *__*

It's not like I should be BLAMED or anything for making a mistake. Right? Right?


OGAWDIMSOSORRYKAKASHI but I shrunk your hypothalamus by accident and reset too many areas in your cerebrum and now you have both the sex drive and mindset of a twelve-year-old (but at least you don't remember Yamato anymore).


*wobbles*

*collapses on adjacent hospital bed and falls asleep*


[[And Tsunade won't be waking up till Friday night~ XP]]

FUCK.

I-I... woke up with... a headache today. In the afternoon. I think something happened last night. Memories of... Gai. Really close. Sake. Popcorn. Eyebrows.

(I'm not pregnant not pregnant not pregnant. I checked. THANK GOD I'M ALREADY POST-MENOPAUSE.)

I hardly remember anything that happened last night, but... I'm not sure if I want to know. Until I figure things out, I don't think I can face Gai. This is... really awkward. I've always only seen him as one of my not-so cute subordinates, but now...

I-I just don't know.

So much has been going on since I returned last week: invasion by the Sound, invasion by the Akatsuki, invasion of the Arial Black, full-body checkup with Naruto (that didn't go too well), and now THIS. To make things worse, I still don't have enough money to pawn back Shizune and Tonton. Where are my pills.

( I need a distraction.. @_@ )

P.S.: NEJI-KUN, YOU WERE WRONG~ ^_^



The Hokage's spelling proficiency shall not be questioned. ♥